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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Horny Guys, Girls and Those In Between>Omegle

So today i submitted my essay for The Star BRATs (See previous post). So to celebrate i thought i'd chat with some random people. Now where does one go to meet random strangers? Why omegle.com.....duh! Now you're probably thinking this omegle thing sounds pretty unsafe. Words like dirty old pervs start to come to mind at this point. So being extremely bored, i decided to classify the different kinds of omeglers.




Type 1 Omegler: Horny Pervs

1a) Horny guys looking for horny girls
-Most common
-Normally aged 14-25 (really >30)
-Easiest to mess around with


b)Horny girls looking for horny guys
-Fairly common
-Normally aged 15-25

c)Horny guys who couldn't care less
-Rather common
-Normally aged >35
-Lead really sad lives


d)Horny homosexuals
-Applies to both genders
-As young as 12
-Really creepy

Type 2 Omegler: Just looking for fun
-Totally random
-Loves to mess around with Type 1 omeglers


Type 3 Omegler: Treats omegler like msn
-Looks like a genuine conversation with no sex involved
-Hard to determine if the person is genuine or not
-Normally consist of young users and creepy old predators


Disclaimer:The following conversation maybe offensive. Reader discretion is advised. Please note the following conversation has been cut and edited in true malaysian fashion


Example conversation:
i) Type 1(b) chatting with a Type 3


Person A: 23, female, UK. U?
Person B:16, male, S'pore
Person A: Why are you here?
Person B: I'm bored. Do you follow football?
Person A: No. Do you like sex
Person B: Errr.... ya but thts not y i'm here. Don't you just hate the pervs on this things.
Person A:Sometimes. How long is your cock


Your partner has disconnected



So here you go if you're bored and wanna try it out, Just say hello stranger

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